Day 26

Sometimes the dang ketchup won’t come out of the bottle. Everyone has a surefire trick – tap two fingers on a certain part of the neck while maintaining a certain angle, whack the bottom with the meat of your palm like you’re trying to break it, stick some silverware in there, just leave it sitting upside down for a while, and as many other things as you can imagine. All of them work some of the time, none of them work every time. The most important thing is to moderate how badly you want ketchup. That and be willing to wait.